fucking wizards, man

[fucking wizards, man]

[passionpeachy]

summer beach 🏖️

[fucking wizards, man]

[harmalade]

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

[pawcakes]

this bitch gets it

[fucking wizards, man]

[minicy]

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

[lew-basnight]

[fucking wizards, man]

[insomniac-arrest]

I use Canva for work and I am losing my mind over this image when you search for “fellowship” and “teamwork”

idk man

[useless-catalanfacts]

This is a very interesting case where cultural differences come into play. I see this and yes, immediately what I see is the visual representation of “fellowship” and “teamwork”!  But to people from other cultures this can look like a bunch of people grabbing someone’s butt.

As has been evidenced by other Catalan people in the notes, this is very easily recognisable for us as the base of a castell.

Castellers (which in the Catalan language means “castle builders”) are people who climb on each other to make this “human castles”. It’s one of the most beloved Catalan traditions. It symbolizes the spirit of teamwork and inclusion, because all people come together to reach for the sky, which they could not be able to do alone.

Nothing symbolizes teamwork and belonging better than dozens of people holding your ass to give you strength!

[insomniac-arrest]

Thank you, useless-catalanfacts, this knowledge enriches me.

[fucking wizards, man]

[terefah]

Sign the Petition

Stop the NSW Government from killing bees and destroying beekeepers’ livelihoods

Change.org

been really hard for me to talk about this but the NSW government is trying to kill my dad’s bees, even though they’re not infested with the varroa mite.

the government only acknowledges petitions with at least 20 000 signatures… it’s a long shot but we have three days to just *try*. please sign and share with your circles, it’s a quick thing that means so much to my family!!! thank you so much 💔🐝🚨

[fucking wizards, man]

[passionpeachy]

gets on one of those giant lily pads and just serenely floats into the horizon never to be seen again

[fucking wizards, man]

[harry--osborn]

i think the funniest peter parker moment is when he basically went “i wish people wanted me for my body and not for my smarts”

[harry--osborn]

for context:

[harry--osborn]

another one

[brawltogethernow]

Literally teen Peter Parker:

[fucking wizards, man]

[highincalifornias]

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

[fucking wizards, man]

[mapsontheweb]

What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe

[thotticus-binch]

[fucking wizards, man]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever

[flouryhedgehog]

Ramadan Mubarak!!